My weekly consultation is live at The Secret Lair, wherein I clinically evaluate my geek sin of never having played anything in The Orange Box, and how I have now sought indulgences for said sin.
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there may be cake inside this Orange Box, but that might be a lie
Friday, April 22nd, 2011Black Summer – Ellis/Ryp
Thursday, April 14th, 2011My weekly consultation is live at The Secret Lair, wherein I clinically evaluate the graphic novel Black Summer by Warren Ellis and Juan Jose Ryp.
dropping a deuce on Drop 7
Thursday, April 7th, 2011My weekly consultation is live at The Secret Lair, wherein I clinically evaluate the lovely iPhone game Drop 7 and the not so lovely effect digital software distribution through iTunes has had on it.
at least we made it to first base
Sunday, April 3rd, 2011My weekly consultation (from two weeks ago… oops) is live at The Secret Lair, wherein I clinically evaluate my date with the flick Battle: Los Angeles.
now I wait 10 hours for a peasant to craft my healing potions
Thursday, March 17th, 2011My weekly consultation is live at The Secret Lair, wherein I clinically evaluate Dragon Age: Legends, the Facebook tie-in game to Dragon Age 2.
he chose… poorly
Saturday, March 12th, 2011My weekly consultation is live at The Secret Lair, wherein I clinically evaluate the Indiana Jones films through the retrospective lens of a random television marathon.
this is life. roll for damage.
Thursday, March 3rd, 2011My weekly consultation is live at The Secret Lair, wherein I clinically evaluate the webseries GOLD: Night of the Zombie King.
so, you want to know about the champion?
Thursday, February 24th, 2011My weekly consultation is live at The Secret Lair, wherein I clinically evaluate the Dragon Age II demo, Rise to Power.
The Secret Lair hums to life
Wednesday, February 16th, 2011
Astute observers of the Secret Lair will have noted that things have been a bit more… quiet… than usual. Surmising, perhaps, that we had called it quits and abandoned the base. Which is exactly what we wanted you to think.
In reality, the Overlords and Minions have been toiling away in secrecy on machinations most mischevious, and plots perfectly planned. And lo, the time has come to unleash them upon a world lulled into a naive stupor by our determined silence. Behold!
- Overlord Miller has defied the rumor of his being frozen in carbonite, and has returned
- The Secretary of Artistic Propaganda has delivered The Secret Lair Comic 0024: Speculums, in which palpation is mentioned, and I flush with warmth
- Overlord Miller reviews The Baristas
- Overlord Johnson reviews the Amazon Kindle
- episode 42 of The Secret Lair audio podcast, Carbonite-Flavored Magic Shell, has been released, in which the Overlords are joined by both myself and the Minister of Crackpot Schemes and Unfortunate Synergies to discuss shiny gadgetry, the free copulation of animals, the paid copulation of humans, and other topics
- and tomorrow, you just might be graced with some comments of my own construction…
Go here now and visit The Secret Lair, else when the Overlords’ time comes, you will be the first into servitude.
lately in the Lair
Friday, August 13th, 2010
The Secret Lair Comic #0023: Squirrels
There have been many goings-on in the Secret Lair of late, including the most recent comic by Natalie, the Secretary of Artistic Propaganda. It is, perhaps, the greatest piece of illustrated work ever summoned into existence, not the least of which because it includes me and MEGA-syringes. In fact, I would argue that it is Art.
Also, recent audio emanations from the Lair’s pan-global transmitters have included episode 36, an examination of Robert Downey, Jr. and cinema, as well as episode 37, a celebration of Monster Week 2010 and affectionate companion/rebuttal to Mr. Newquist’s own Monster Week 2010 gala. I am particularly chagrined at having missed out on contributing to that discussion, since one of my duties as the Bad Doctor is to oversee the Lair’s monster husbandry. That said, the latter show does establish the inherent coolness of the MEGA- prefix, and that the Overlords harbor a hushed fear of Dr. MEGA-John Cmar and his prehensile ponytail. As well they should.
